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September 22 2017

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September 21 2017

theworldendswithwonderland:

frahmtastic:

theworldendswithwonderland:

frahmtastic:

I want to go to a con dressed as Lance and kiss a random Keith on the cheek just to see their reaction

Oh! And someone dressed as Pidge needs to record it

Pro-tip: Don’t.

I uh…. don’t see an issue? I’ve seen this done plenty of times? I just want to do it myself I’m sorry?

Let me explain, then. Speaking as someone who cosplays Keith, who has been touched/hugged/kissed/squeezed, etc by Lance cosplayers at almost every single con without my consent: Don’t.

You are a stranger, and it’s uncomfortable all around. Particularly when I can tell that the cosplayers are significantly younger than me and probably minors when I am very much not. 

Cosplay does not equal consent.

Don’t.

isoldmygenderforfivedollars:

transfemale:

lorana-burnor:

transfemale:

piureagainsthumanity:

transfemale:

me: cis people shouldn’t speak over trans people when it comes to topics about being trans
cis people:

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last time I checked, cis people are allowed to have an opinion too.

Check again because the terms of service has been changed and you are wrong

@transfemale So, what your saying is: If your not apart of a specific group then your not allowed to speak about it or have your own Opinion on it? Let me clarify It’s one thing to ‘speak over’ another person no matter the context. it’s a completely different thing to not be allowed an opinion, or to silence a person completely. Whether your From The US, Canada, South Korea, or the UK, A person should be able to Speak their mind, Unless its Hate-Speech.


But the way you spoke in your second post was as follows: Unfair, and Unjust


It was unfair, because if it were in the context of a Trans not being allowed to give their opinion on the Cis community.

People would Have a Fit, and so would I. It’s Unjust and unfair, and that follows the Context of this post.


I find it sad, that a fellow person in the LGBT community would think so unfairly.


That’s all I have to say for the matter, I hope that my post helped you understand your mistake and flaw. I also hope that in the end, that you can accept said mistake and be able to Correct it in future posts.

I’m not going to be talked down to by someone who uses “a Trans” unironically. This is exactly what I mean when I say cis people shouldn’t speak over trans people because they hardly even have a grasp on what they’re trying to have an “opinion” on.

Us: can cis people not weigh in on things about trans people


Cis “allies” and others:

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theauspolchronicles:

The #TheyGetToVote tag on twitter is a heartbreaking look into the horrifying abuse that LGBT+ people suffer. Turnbull said we’d have a “respectful debate”, Lyle Shelton said that there’s “not much homophobia in Australia”, and Matt Canavan told gay people to “grow a spine.” They don’t get it. This is the real and harsh reality that LGBT+ people need to deal with and it’s sickening. Homophobia is a blight on our society.

greelin:

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

Real Artist Problems:

bace-jeleren:

drawing

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sashayed:

turings:

turings:

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

I’m a very special girl who has captured the hearts of all our volunteers, but just keeps getting overlooked when it comes to that forever boss to call my own! Could it be you? I can use Excel and the toilet. Vaccinated.  

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its-rowark:

misanthrobot:

rowan-oak-o-flow:

delgt:

xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

Yes

@kirkfuffle

MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST IS BACK.

Finally! I wanted to show this to my brother and I’ve been waiting over a year for it to come back!

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quids-art:

Inspired by this 

BONUS:

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browsedankmemes:

Photoshop via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2xfj6IK

Reposted bydenianlukanmolgaf

mathieu-bellamont:

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this will never not be funny and i dont care what you say

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umi-no-otoko:

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September 20 2017

protectingalex:

smash that mf button if you’re always tired, no matter how much sleep you’ve gotten

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riibrego:

some rowdy boys 🐀✨

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lesbianrey:

Are Millennials Killing the DUI Industry

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yayyglitterr:

fuckyeahbiguys:

Australia is holding a postal vote for marriage equality!

You should receive your ballot by mail from the Australian Bureau of Statistics no later than September 25. The survey asks one question: “Should the law be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry?”

Your YES! vote is due to the ABS in the prepaid envelope no later than November 7 at 6pm, so it should be put in the post by October 27!

If you haven’t received your ballot by September 25, you can call 1800-572-113. 

More information, including how to vote if you’re overseas, is at the official Marriage Survey websitehttps://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au

…and remember, including glitter with your vote will invalidate it!

AS AN AUSTRALIAN PERSON IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY WHO IS TOO YOUNG TO VOTE PLEASE VOTE YES FOR THOSE WHO CANT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT ANYONE WHO IS AUSTRALIAN AND IS ELIGIBLE TO VOTE PLEASE DO!!!!!!

revolutionarykoolaid:

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

honestly, that’s fair

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