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July 17 2017

choochoobear:

dee-wood:

escalusia:

empress-of-awesomeness:

Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3

Every historian: 

I just really wanna die from the plague

I wanna be burned at the stake as a heretic.

Well good news - both of those may soon be options again.

guardiansofthegalaxi:

what i hear when a man complains that the new doctor is female

cptsdofficial:

cptsdofficial:

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

me isolating myself instead of talking to the people i care about because i’m afraid they hate me

therubbleoroursins:

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists
Like
I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation
And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about
But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?”
Just
How

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thehappysorceress:

Riddler “Singing in the Rain” by Jun Bob Kim

spongebobbrowncoat:

charlesoberonn:

writing-prompt-s:

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

Blaize stares at the ant hill, then back at the photograph in his hand, and then back at the ant hill. He squints. “Which one of you fuckers was Andy Davis!? You have three credit cards and a phone bill to pay off and I’m not leaving until I have the money or your tiny life!”

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aubrobrewhaha:

trevenant:

Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive

Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

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more-notes-than-you:

phoneus:

phoneus:

i’m watching law and order svu but holy hell the main guy detective has a THICK ass

it turns out i am not the first person on the internet to notice this

like a mountain gorilla

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trying-to-resonate-concrete:

crewdlydrawn:

remindmeofthe:

siriuslyblack:

You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that

I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.

I thoroughly enjoy both.

All things that blur the lines between the diegetic and the extradiegetic are 👌

thelemonuprising:

I’m like a scarecrow but instead of scaring away edgy birds I scare away potential friends

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rizahmad:

Batman saves Two Face in Justice League Action: “Double Cross”

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xtinapower:

twiggymcbones:

When your cat gets stuck up a tree

LOL 😂

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amyhartofey:

every drawing book ever

reblogable-memes:

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

lesbianemmafrost:

if i were a mutant i could never be an x man bc the moment i save my oppressors life and they say some ungrateful shit id be like this bitch empty! and have magneto on speed dial in a hot sec… that bald bitch xavier? i don’t know him

oe9:

dwarfgal4fili:

factsinallcaps:

THE DEVELOPERS OF “BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM” INITIALLY COMBATED GAME PIRATES BY INSERTING CODE INTO THE GAME THAT WOULD PREVENT ANYONE FROM BEING ABLE TO PLAY ON AN UNLICENSED COPY. THIS CODE WOULD DETECT IF THE GAME HAD BEEN PIRATED, AND INSTEAD OF REPORTING THE COPY OR DISABLING THE GAME, IT WOULD MODIFY THE PLAYER CHARACTER.

THE PIRATED VERSION OF THE GAME WOULD FEATURE A BATMAN WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS COORDINATION, CAUSING HIM TO BE UNABLE TO USE HIS CAPE TO GLIDE FOR MORE THAN A FEW FEET. 

WHILE THIS WOULD SEEM LIKE A RATHER TRIVIAL CHANGE TO MAKE, ONE OF THE FIRST MISSIONS OF THE GAME REQUIRES THE PLAYER TO GLIDE OVER A PIT OF POISON GAS TO THE NEXT PLATFORM. IF BATMAN FALLS INTO THE GAS, HE DIES, AND IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TO THE NEXT PLATFORM MY JUMPING, CLIMBING, OR GRAPPLING. THE PLAYER WOULD GET THROUGH THE INITIAL LEVELS OF THE GAME, ONLY TO FIND AN IMPASSABLE BOUNDARY. 

IT WAS DESIGNED, HOWEVER, TO SEEM LIKE A GLITCH IN THE DESIGN OF THE GAME, AND MANY PIRATES WOULD POST ABOUT IT ON THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT FORUMS, EXPOSING THEMSELVES AS PIRATES. 

GENIOUS

chaotic good

blackicetrash:

“why do u ship that” honey these assholes ship themselves i am only a vessel

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smartassjen:

smartassjen:

I literally just choked on my actual tea. :D

I read through the comments and saw that no one named everyone, so let me take care of that (pardon the brevity, this is off the top of my head).

Row 1 (left to right):

1. Marsha P. Johnson. Trans legend, present at Stonewall, co-founder of STAR along with Sylvia Rivera, a kind of beaming godmother to the movement.

2. Chelsea Manning. Leaked information to show illegal/immoral activities the U.S. government was engaged in. Came out as trans while in prison and came out of prison seemingly full of joy and hope.

3. Reina Gossett. An amazing NYC based artist and activist who worked at the Sylvia Rivera Law Project and, among other things, found and posted the now iconic video of Sylvia Rivera at the 1973 Gay Liberation rally. She’s now working on a narrative film about Marsha P. Johnson.

Row 2:

4. Janet Mock. Brilliant writer and journalist whom many of us credit for the recent phase of the trans moment because of her dedication to openly celebrating and sharing space with other trans people. Her first two books, Redefining Realness and Surpassing Certainty are must reads.

5. Caitlyn Jenner. Ridiculously famous trans woman.

6. Sylvia Rivera. Where to even start? If you’re going to read about one person on this list, it should be Sylvia. No one better represents the struggle and resilience and indomitable spirit of the best parts of the trans movement than her. At the very least check out her Wiki here.

Row 3:

7. Leslie Feinberg. Activist and writer of Stone Butch Blues and Transgender Warriors. Hard to easily describe their identity since he noted how gender was contextual, but around other trans people, he liked masculine pronouns.

8. Miss Major. A powerful force, Miss Major has been loudly advocating for, and personally taking care of, trans people since the days of Stonewall. There’s a new and wonderful documentary about her, Major!, which you can learn more about here, as well as request that it come to your school.

9. Jennicet Gutiérrez. A bold activist particularly focused on trans immigrants and incarceration, Jennicet came to public attention when she interrupted a speech by President Obama to draw attention to the abuse of trans women in detention centers. 

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